okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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