big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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