it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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