but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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