wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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