I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
