GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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