in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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