i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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