Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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