you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I cannot find my penis.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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