I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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