At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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