There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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