if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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