Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I need you to use more vowels.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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