your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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