I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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