im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
worst night to have a conscience
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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