Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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