we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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