Operation Purity has been aborted
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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