Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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