This dress was meant to end up on your floor
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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