WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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