More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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