Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so that wasnt chicken after all
zippers are such a cool invention
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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