chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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