operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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