He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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