U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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