You work out of a Hotel?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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