In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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