I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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