The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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