Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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