Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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