So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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