This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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