I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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