I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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