worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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