You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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