I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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