It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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