i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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