so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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