I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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