I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
