Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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