yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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