i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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