belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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