if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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