i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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